he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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