you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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