Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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