She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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