Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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