brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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