I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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