Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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