Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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