If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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