he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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