Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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