I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
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