quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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