She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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