well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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