You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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