if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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