she told me i tasted like america
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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