We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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