it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Randomize
