Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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