RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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