I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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