As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
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