its not stalking. its research.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
Randomize
