Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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