I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
foreskin is a definite game changer
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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