is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
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