O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Randomize
