love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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