New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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