i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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