You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
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