Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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