i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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