The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
hotel room ftw
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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