I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
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