I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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