Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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