Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Just cropdusted the office
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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