awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
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