talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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