I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
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