I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
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