Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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