I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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