youre lurking in front of me
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
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Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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