Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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