a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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