I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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