went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Randomize
