I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
This house was built for laser tag.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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