i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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